Election 2008

Any update on the possible electioneering going on at the Probst house? Has Adler "gone rogue?" Does Kyah think Sara Palin is pretty? And that McCain is SCARY like Frankenstein? :)

I sufficiently zipped up my fleece jacket to hide my love for Obama at the polls - shortly after tormenting the McCain crowd with my electioneering tactics and right before I stepped up to the table. I was in full violation of the 25 foot "no electioneering" radius! Rock!

The Probst troops are in full Obama gear... see Adler's support on my Facebook wall. I will send you our final tally of the non-hillbilly Probst vote from the bellweather state of MO. I used one of them fancy "electronic" voting machines that the McCain supporter behind me in line announced he would NOT be using - because "you can't trust them things." He opted for a traditional paper ballot... that will be tallied by a fellow hillbilly. Ahhhh, gotta love the rationale of a McCain supporter.

I bet timmy thinks she is hot! Giddy up!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you talking about Sarah "Hot for Teacher" Palin? You betcha!

It won't be long before the results start rolling in. Get ready for an exciting night! The Lazy Revolution will also be churning out the posts tonight and will be posting links to new content.

Any chance this is over before 9. The Shield is on at 9 and if you have not watched it you are really missing out. I better set my DVR.

Better set that DVR, BigD. This is going to be a long night.

Yes, make sure you record everything for later! We're glued to CNN. Only cuz we ain't got MSNBC.

Dude, no MSNBC? I don't know what I would have done without MSNBC for the last two years.

hmmmm Possibly not being brainwashed by the liberal media.

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Yeah, I do miss seeing Keith O every night!

NEW EXIT POLL RESULTS!!!

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I was just checking out the lazy revolution and even a republican such as myself can admit Donnell makes the Obama Biden t-shirt sexy!!!!!!

Yes indeed, I must agree. Of course, I think I am required by law to have this opinion.

Now these are the real arguements that could have swayed my vote, not your Barack lovefest. Too late.

After all those years at Iowa, I suppose I should have known how to get your vote. Well, now I know how to win another Democratic vote in 2012.

This msnbc thing is broken. Even fox news shows barack ahead 77-21.

The 8:00 PM EST poll closings have given Obama a nice lead, but it is early folks. If you're out on the West coast and haven't voted, please get out and vote! Regardless of who you vote for, get to the polls. In MO, we had state constitution amendments and all sorts of propositions on the ballot. Vote!!!

I want Howard Dean to take the pole out of his ass...

Yeah, what ever happened to the wacky guy from 2004? That Howard Dean was so much more fun. I bet he goes nuts at the after party if Obama wins.

SCOREBOARD!

77-34 OBAMA

Update: 103-34 Obama - Dude, you need MSNBC!

CNN is on at Lazy Rev HQ.

Kristin is managing Facebook.

I've got the L-Rev.

Franklin is whining for snacks.

So, we have the television babysitting our children while we watch the polling results... Noah just called into us and said "Mommyyyyyy, I'm watching something that's not appropriate for me!" Ahahahahahaha!

probably a republican pep rally. So brainwashed yet so cute!

You wouldn't believe how hard we have to work to make sure the "saved" don't brainwash him completely. I am a strong believer in providing information from all sides and then allowing the kids to make their own decisions.

I say brainwash him all you want. You may need him to change your diapers some day.

Too true. Still can't believe I'm half way to 70. That's nuts!

Noah rules!

Who is BigD? Noah is not brainwashed - he is enlightened!

Terry

Me Darren

Love your website. So bitter yet hilarious.

Hey man! Awesome to have a red perspective!

Lazy Revolution: EXIT POLLING RESULTS - BEACH PARK, IL

Check it out!

174-49 OBAMA!!!

Yeah! 9:00 PM EST poll closings push Obama within 95 electoral votes of becoming President!

I got 163-81

I need like four TV's just to keep up...

Tim,

You now know what to get her for christmas.

I wish Jacie was that easy.

52 Senate seats for Democrats!

This scares me more than the possibility of Barack becoming president.

That made me laugh a little.

Oh, BigD, don't be afraid. Everything will work out for everyone, and if the Dems do not take this new responsibility seriously, the 2010 elections will not be kind.

Did anyone just see the lady on MSNBC refer to the "sucking noise" we'll hear when there is a new President? Ahahahaha! That was funny!

Does this refer to the new 1st lady performing her presidential duties??

Possibly...

It's a confusing day.. There are polls and then there are poles. I'm confused, I'll try to get up to speed.

Thanks!

So serious! You could be a CNN/MSNBC/Fox... wait, scratch Fox... commentator! I think they are still looking for a permanent replacement for Tim Russert!

WOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOO O-H-I-O!!!

Tim is taking a momentary break to take the No-Man to bed... Adler is left to swing and Kyah is on the edge of her seat...

Where did everybody go???

Sorry a bit distracted here.

I'm still trying to figure out how to become the recipient of this "sucking noise".

OHIO! OHIO! OHIO! OHIO!

WOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah! Obama is now Florida and California away from becoming President. Come on sunshine states! Bring us to the promised land!

I don't like how things are going here..

good news
- I'll get to watch the Shield tonite

bad news
- I might have to visit lovers lane to purchase some supplies that make living under Obama as president and a democratic majority in both the house and senate easier.

Well, I suppose things could be worse.

GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lover's Lane??? You think you need a strap-on?

Terry B

As bad as your life has been under W(atleast according to the lazy revolution). You must have hemorrhoids from hell!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm disowning Iowa.

That's okay, I'll pick it up for you.. oh wait, OBAMA beat me to it! SNAP!

The Hawkeye state came through for Obama. I'm so glad I wore my new Iowa shirt today. Thanks honey!

Holy crap! Can you guys believe the crowd at Grant Park? That's a Taste of Chicago sized crowd.

Look for Kennon;s red hair at Grant Park!

She'll definitely be the easiest person to spot in the crowd. I cannot believe the pictures I'm seeing of Grant Park. It is crazy!

Tim

Are you going to record a victory dance when this is over?

Otherwise I'm going to bed early.

I told Tim that he needs to bust out the trumpet and record "Taps" for the Republicans...

I was thinking I would perform a funeral dirge on the piano, but then I remembered that I don't know how to play the piano very well.

Everyone get ready Reid and Pelosi are talking. Any polls still open. Those two are the best chance McCain has right now(idiots).

Virginia oh my!! The Shield is calling me. Talk to everyone later. Don't be strangers.

Yep. Virginia is starting to fall to Obama. I have a good vibe about Missouri too. We'll see what happens once St. Louis and Kansas City precincts report.

Yes, go watch fiction - you'll feel better!

We've done it!!! President Obama is a reality! What a great day for America and the world!

YES WE DID!!!!

HOLY CRAP!

I know. It's almost unbelievable. I still cannot believe the crowd at Grant Park. Amazing!

FUCK YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

It's over. I can;t believe this whole ting is over! And we won. So sweet, so sweet.

Watching Senator McCain graciously conceding the election to Senator Obama. McCain is a good American. He has served his country well. As I have said before, his campaign lead him down the wrong path. He very well could have run a campaign of hope and promise as I believe he would have run had he had the choice. It is a shame that the people in charge of his campaign did not embrace McCain's strengths, and it is a shame that in order to become President as a Republican in 2008, he had to run the campaign that he ran. For the sake of the country, Obama will need to make sure McCain is involved in his administration in one way or another. Judging by the booing being done at the concession speech, there is a lot of healing to be done.

So what happened?????? Where is the victory dance video?? Did anyone here that "sucking sound"?